May 2013
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My boyfriend is seriously the most obnoxious piece of shit when it comes to birth control
Like he’s fine with using condoms for life (which I find unpleasant) but the idea of ANYTHING, no matter how miniscule, messing with his precious balls makes him squirm and scream
He’s not even remotely willing to use any permanent form of birth control for me
I hope he gets hit in the dick by a...
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crazyhamlet:
targeryan:
CARMEN.
I...
redefinebeautiful-xo:
blueeyeslikethesea:
Petition to adapt Anastasia into a Broadway musical
wait i already heard it was becoming one
http://broadwayworld.com/article/Exclusive-Crawford-Barrett-Halston-Page-Join-Tveit-Lansbury-Lazar-in-ANASTASIA-Reading-20120728
AWWWWW YEEEEEAH
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
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Chiyo's Dad Collection
semei:
You always notice me putting this cats every time I post or message someone I use this as my emoticons OKAY? I know it’s annoying but Omfg I want it to share this to all of you how annoying I am LOL and Someone requested me to post all my collections though so here look at how adorable they are. this is always updated if I saw something new.
JA-JAAAN~
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
how do u address the meme king
u madjesty
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luminousrogue:
luminousrogue:
Cock sauce is really spicy if you aren’t using it as a topping on something, holy shit
WAIT, FUCK, I MEANT COCKTAIL SAUCE, OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
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The Brain of Oak: parrotbeak: What I Learned From... →
parrotbeak:
What I Learned From Gay Sex: Misogyny And Homophobia
sinidentidades:
I am not quiet during sex. I communicate my desires and ask the same of my partners. I believe that this not only creates a safe sexual environment but makes for the most pleasurable experience for…
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guillaumeemmanueldehomemchristo:
i have gained 22 followers today i uh
don’t know how to respond to this
h-hello
i like… robots… and
[drops cue cards]
fuck
milkpunk:
she wears short skirts
im horse_ebooks
shes cheer captain
Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker Yes No Yes No Yes No Yea Yea Registration Yes Yea & sticker Only one contractor bid Quality control problem
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do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over
saverockandroll:
can we please stop pretending that john green is the most profound writer to ever exist
cholazard:
i like you do you like me
kiss me if yes
recite the bible in slovakian if no
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jallbait:
do u ever see someone and think wow i wish i wsnt groos and annoying bc i wana kiss you
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blueeyeslikethesea:
Petition to adapt Anastasia into a Broadway musical
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Petition to adapt Anastasia into a Broadway musical
iwishihadafather:
if we go out we can
hold hands
aww yeah
cuddle under like 2 blankets wow
watch scary movies
kiss mouths
touch butts
ihop
????????
yeeeeaaahhhh
snapchatting:
there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
doodlesbytara:
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
when boys smile, i die
oh…
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robcoindustries:
see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
ohniggamymelody:
i can only imagine how disgusting pongo’s wife must have looked while she was pregnant with 101 fucking puppies
she shouldn’t have been able to walk
like she should have died
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whoo-is-writing:
oak23:
on a scale of dreamhousers to bronies how sexist are you
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